Aspiring bon viveur, wit and raconteur, in a book lined study with whisky, cigars and antique leather furniture.
Ambitions stymied only by lack of funds.
Sometimes I wish I had been born in an age when I could put on a white linen suit, walk down a gangplank in a tropical port and go and find a bar that serves mojitos.
There are holes in the sky where the rain gets in But they're ever so small, that's why rain is thin - Spike Milligan